Friday, November 21, 2014

Here Be Monsters - Chapter 1

The following is the first in a series of what I hope becomes a full length story.  Enjoy it if possible.

     Bullard knew that the ship was lost;  they had overwhelmed his pathetically small security team before most of them knew what had hit them.  The lucky ones never saw what killed them, the ones who saw... Well that didn't bear thinking on.  The human mind can only take so much horror.  The crew had abandoned ship over 12 hours ago, leaving only the scientists who - foolishly or bravely, take your pick - had refused to leave, and Bullard's thirty-six man security team.  And them.
     The ship's power distribution network was failing, causing the already dim emergency lights to flicker and the artificial gravity to surge with each new short-out in the system.  Sooner or later the entire power grid would fail and then the lights, gravity, and life support would go with it.  The flickering lights lent a macabre carnival air to the long walk down the upper maintenance tube, causing enough stress that his bio-monitor cuff began to chirp anxiously.  Bullard did his best to throttle back the anxiety he felt, to little effect.  His team, while not perhaps much better than the average pack of rent-a-mercs that they were, had done better than he'd thought they would, but it hadn't been enough - not even close.  Bullard was a graduate of one of the hardest schools of warfare, he had learned his trade with the Alliance Marine Corps at Scatha on Sigma-Draconis, but Czakó had impressed him more than he would have thought any Terran merc could; she had wanted to emigrate to the Hungarian settlement of Új-Hazájában on the world of Nestor Ráj, and she was willing to put her ass on the line for the money to get there.  Dorina Czakó had been the last one to go, and she'd gone down fighting, buying time for him to get the crew and most of the scientists and lab personnel off of the ship.  At the end she'd held them back with just her pistol.  At least they hadn't taken her alive; she always saved one bullet just to be sure.
     'Broadway' was the nickname on most ships for the spinal maintenance and transfer tube.  At approximately 600 metres in length, Broadway gave access to all of the major sections of the ship; the problem Bullard was facing was how to get through each of the sixteen bulkhead doors before someone - or something - decided to come and check Broadway out.  Not for the first time he bemoaned the fact that he had been cut off from both the shuttle bay - and the armory - when everything on this Saints-forsaken ship had gone to Hell.  The armory at least would have given him access to his personal military-grade vacsuit, and SmartLinked heavy weapons, then from there it was a short jog to the shuttle bay where at least one emergency evacuation vehicle was left in addition to the small pinnace.  All of which was as inaccessible as if it was back on Minotaur.  He considered himself quite fortunate to have the weapons he did, their weight was reassuringly familiar; and the habits of years, surviving in some of the Alliance's most brutal war zones, came back to him without effort.
     He swept his shouldered rifle across his field of view as he headed forward, instantly at the ready should anything come his way.  So far, nothing had, but he didn't expect that to last much longer.  If they got to the bridge of the ship before him, he might as well eat a bullet himself; because they would be truly free, and Bullard knew that would be worse than a disaster.
     Bullard couldn't have said in that moment how he knew, but he became clearly and acutely aware that he was not alone on Broadway.  His Colt-Armacon M-125A1 was tucked in close, finger resting lightly on the trigger, as he spun around like a striking snake and saw two shadowy figures less than fifteen meters away.  He settled the aiming reticle of his rifle's smartscope on the larger of the two shapes, and subconsciously activated the recording function setting it to download into his own cranial link's on-board memory.  Pulling the trigger sent a stream of over a dozen hypervelocity flechettes at his first target, each travelling just over 1490 metres per second, and their effect was gruesome; while each individual flechette was not extremely dangerous, a dozen hitting within a few centimetres of each other certainly was, and the first target jerked a little death dance before dropping to the deck.  In a vacuum the rifle's shots would have been silenced by the lack of any conductive medium, but the deafening blast of noise would be as good as a personal invitation to his pursuers to come and butcher him like the rest of the personnel who had foolishly remained on board.  He swung his weapon to bear on the second figure coming at him with the smooth precise control of someone whose considerable skills were backed by the best reflexes that modern cybernetics could provide and that money could buy, and it was very nearly not enough.  The second attacker got to within less than two metres of him when the first round hit its mark and he simply held the trigger down.  He reflexively checked the rifle's ammunition level through the smart scope before checking the bodies, deciding he should get a better look at what he was facing.
     He rather wished he hadn't.
     The thing lying on the deck was a kaleidoscopic patchwork of tissue grafts and physical enhancements, each more horrifying than the last.  Bullard had never heard of Mary Shelley or read her centuries-old tale, but the old soldier recognized the work of a Dr. Frankenstein in this creature none the less.  He realized his weapon's innate armor piercing abilities had been the only thing to save him from certain death; the thing had dermally implanted impact armor covering the more vulnerable areas of the torso and head.  Most of the face had been surgically excised to make room for considerable cybernetic enhancement which appeared to have been grafted directly to the skull, leaving only the lower mandible intact, but with bulges that hinted at subdermal armor and muscular enhancement.  He was just starting to think of how terminally insane a person would have to be to subject themselves to the kinds of suffering involved in what had been done here, when he turned the body enough for the head to roll away from him.  It could be said that it was a testament to his humanity that he nearly vomited in disgust at the sight of the double-helix-and-barcode that had been laser branded on the back of the neck, denoting that this had once been a vat-grown GMH.  Anger and shock drove him to his feet and set them running now that he understood what he was facing; Genetically Modified Humanoids, enhanced with high end cybernetics and bioware.  He was certain he had no time left to get off the ship, but he might be able to get to the bridge and put a message on one of the ship's emergency beacons, in the hope that anyone coming to the rescue would be able to bring some justice to the ship's crew; who had died for the sake of some mad scientists' pet bioweapons experiment, now gone horribly wrong.
     He realised that there was only one more bulkhead to clear before he made to the bridge  A flash of motion caught out of the corner of his left eye caused him to spin around, reflexively bringing his weapon to bear on the source of movement.  The shock of impact was severe enough that he nearly bit through his tongue when the GMH sprang at him delivering a perfectly timed strike, throwing his aim wide to the right and high.  He could see that the blow had also broken his left forearm in two places.  Turning back to where his opponent was coming for him again he decided to get in close, but realised with a mounting panic that he couldn't breathe.  Looking down told him why:  The long bladed combat knife had perforated his right rib cage, transecting his lung from right to left.
     The thing squatted there looking at him with its head cocked to one side like a dog who has just been shown a magic trick making a cooing sound like a dove.
     It knew.  He was finished.
     That he had failed was the last thought Bullard had before the black took him down into eternity.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

8 Months, 2 Weeks, 4 Days

That's how long it's been since my last cigarette. I offer the following thought: If it was just a question of money, I'd be broke and happy. God how I miss smoking.

Hey, I just noticed that it's been over a year since I last put anything on this narcissistic (spell check confirms I got that word right first time :P) overindulgence called a blog. Actually I suppose a true narcissist would post more frequently, but I really am too lazy to be a shameless self-promoter. That reminds me...

For non-residents of my territorial stomping grounds; we are gonna be havin' ourselves an 'lection! YEEee... haw. Yet another social exercise in futility where we play the political equivalent of "duck, duck, goose" combined with the "musical chairs game". I seriously plan on going to the polls and writing things like 'On Drugs', 'Booze Hound', 'Pill-Popper', and all manner of insulting bullshit next to the names on the ballot just to give the ballot counters a little laugh - anything to break up the tedium.

I may view what passes for politicians in these parts as little more than some particularly vile species of mealy-mouthing, semi-literate troglodytes, with less self-respect than the average prostitute, but at least I will be able to say that I cast my ballot on election day. I truly believe that going to the polls is an important civic duty, and not one to be passed up (if for no other reason than to be a wise-ass and make loud fart noises while in the booth spoiling your ballot).

So, PSA time: Go out and cast your ballot this election cycle, you'll have fun - I promise.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Been A While...

So here I am again after a very long hiatus, and I have to admit that I have just about run out of ideas. But here goes.

After my last post (about five months after) I was asked by my boss if I was 'alright'; without boring anyone with the precis of the ensuing conversation, I ended up taking four weeks of "unofficial stress leave" starting that day to recover from the incredibly excessive overtime and over-working that I had, up until then been putting in. I now work very much to the clock and I have decided that if the job suffers... TOUGH.

A month off to get my headspace was, if not what the doctor ordered, then at least what I needed to ensure that I didn't suffer a full-blown psychic meltdown. When the people that you work with say that you seem to be less stressed out after watching your daily fight with an impending psychotic break and really nasty mood swings, you wonder just exactly how bad it got. I still wonder, mostly because I don't ask. I really don't want to know.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Good Times, Better Memories

RIP Isis
Born: Sometime in 1997.
Deceased: Sept 3, 2008
Sometimes a man's best friend isn't a dog.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Workin' Overtime

If you've never worked unwanted or unpaid overtime, then you can stop reading now... If you are still reading this, then I am going to assume that you are either incapable of taking directions or have, indeed, worked unwanted or unpaid overtime.

It just so happens that I've been doing a lot of both just lately, and I'll be honest: I think I'm starting to like it, and that worries me. "As it should" you say; a little hard work never killed anybody, and most of the people who look at me like I've taken complete and total leave of my senses when I tell them that I am putting in - yet another - 12 hour day, should be thankful that I do. To be really fair, most of them are. Problem is, that they are ground level grunts in the Mincing Machine that is my workplace, and while I appreciate their sympathy and occasional thanks, it's not enough to offset that casual neglect that comes from higher up the ladder.

That's the kicker. The neglect (perceived or real, you take your pick) is never out of malice or ill-will, it is truly casual. There's no real drive to it, it's just there. It would be a lot easier for me to take, I think, if it did have some intelligent design behind it; I'd feel more justified about 'working to rule'. But every day takes its toll, and time is coming when my desire to be professional is going to dissipate, and all that is going to be left is a razor-sharp desire to work to the clock and not the job. When that happens I truly do worry that I am going to become the kind of miserable prick that, right now, I am desperate to avoid becoming.

Advertising genius David Ogilvy once said "Hire people who are better than you are, then leave them to get on with it. Look for people who will aim for the remarkable, who will not settle for the routine". Right now, I'm still aiming for remarkable, but it's a question of 'when, not if', I am going to start settling for routine.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

2008

Just a little thing I found. I like it; it kinda says it all at once...





Seriously, though, I hope you all had a relatively good 2007, and a 2008 that is at least no WORSE.


Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Christmas Perils of the Salary Man

Colourful lights, decorations, and bad music: Bah Humbug. There I said it. The more time I spend in the world of salaried retail management, the more I begin to wonder why. Hunter S. Thompson once wrote: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." I would like to say that also applies to retail sales in a BIG way. The Christmas season is supposed to be a celebration of new life, a time of giving; but what I seem to see is a time when all of the nation's retailers go absolutely bug-fuck nuts trying to make as much money as possible, and ordinary people will trample each other for knickknacks and gewgaws.

Why?

I suppose it all comes down to one thing. Conditioning. We have been programmed to believe that we have to prove our love for friends and family by buying as much as possible in the shortest span of time. Act NOW, Save BIG, or the people closest to you will be unhappy. What a crock. If only life were so easy, but watch just one hour of TV and count the number of commercials that play on these sentiments. It'll shock the hell out of you. Most of us don't notice it, they just see it and their brains file it all away. You don't even think about it, but you go out, you act now, you (supposedly) save big, and you come away feeling that you are making people happy.

Here's the funny thing: You are now a little poorer, and someone (several someones probably) are now a little richer. All so that you don't have to feel guilty about the slim possibility that you might not have appreciated people enough. I have a better idea. Give people who have nothing (or next to it) something; donate money in someone else's name and save the tax receipt, give the tax return to someone you love and tell them that they've made a difference.

Hey, it's Jesus' birthday, so ask yourself: What would He want for Christmas?